trubr0wn: crowry: if you are trying to make a funny and the only things coming to mind are: slurs ableism racism misogyny cissexism comedy might not be for you! see: 90% of white cis male comedians
this is why i love people on tumblr okay.
Me: IT'S LIKE SEX IN YOUR MOUTH!
Ana: You're like sex in your mouth.
What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
IS IT WEIRD THAT I READ THIS ALOUD IN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.
Don’t you dare remember me the moment I start...
sfgiants-28: sometimes I get really scared that I’ll just wake up one day not liking the things I like.